A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who is the best at their job.
So each of them goes into the woods, finds a bear, and tries to convert it. Later, they meet up again.
The priest starts: ‘When I found the bear, I read him the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week, he’ll have his First Communion.’
‘I found a bear near the stream,’ says the minister, ‘and I preached the word of God. The bear was so captivated that he allowed me to baptize him.’
They both look at the rabbi, who is lying on a stretcher with a cast. ‘On second thought,’ he says, ‘maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.’
